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You Have To Fucking Eat, The Sequel To Go The Fuck To Sleep, Is Coming
Why is it so hard? Seriously. Eating. Sleeping. It’s pretty much all humans have to do to survive, but kids are impossible. You Have To Fucking Eat is coming soon to tackle the sequel of Go The Fuck To Sleep.
The Single Greatest Parenting Tweet Of All Time
You don’t understand kids until you have them. The love, joy, stress, frustration. it’s incalcuable. But this parenting tweet gives the best insight into what it’s like.
9 Twitter Accounts Every Parent Should Follow
[twitter]Twitter is a great way for parents to connect. I will whip my phone out and scroll through comments and tweets while waiting for swimming lessons to wrap, in line at the bank, or waiting…
The Kids and Flour Avalanche Video Is Fake
At first glance you sympathize. If you’ve been the parent of a child under 3, you KNOW what can happen when your back is turned. A mom in the bathroom returning to a living room…
Food Fight!
I have no idea how my 3 and a half year old survives. He has just a few main food groups: veggie dogs, plain noodles, cucumber sushi and cereal. Every now and again he’ll grab…
The Truth About Child Labour
You know why people have kids? To have help. Child labour isn’t so terrible.