You Have To Fukcing Eat

Sleeping and eating. Along with taking a dump every now and again, are the basics of life.

Eat. Sleep. Shit.

Kids are good at shitting. The eating and sleeping they need to do to survive? Terrible.

My mother doesn’t buy it.

She keeps telling me to chill out with the worrying about the eating thing. “A child will not starve themselves,” she scolds. She tells me to offer a meal, and if they don’t eat it – tough. They’ll come around eventually (as long as you don’t let them snack on junk in between).

Because eating, sleeping, shitting.

But look at this video. That’s Zacharie after a speck of sauce touched a noodle. Are you kidding me? You have to fucking eat, son! The stress is strong when parenting.

And that’s why it is wonderful that You Have to Fucking Eat, from author Adam Mansbach (of Go the Fuck to Sleep fame) is coming.

My mother may not get it, but I sure as hell do.

Here’s a teaser:

You Have To Fucking Eat

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