On Twitter this week, several folks took a stab at describing #Kidsin5Words. The results were equal parts hilarious and heartfelt.
Yes, some people chose the low hanging fruit of stereotypes like “The reason why mommy drinks,” and “Mom, mom, mom…mommy…mom,” but others took the bar and raised it.
Like drunk dwarves without beards #KidsIn5Words
— Aaron Penman (@AaronPenman) January 17, 2017
Dude, where are your socks?! #KidsIn5Words
— Marlen Cruz (@Marlen_Cruz44) January 17, 2017
A vasectomy reduces carbon footprints. #Kidsin5Words
— Eric Sprankle, PsyD (@DrSprankle) January 16, 2017
basically puppies in human form #KidsIn5Words
— molly cool (@molllylujah) January 17, 2017
Others hit you with truth bombs
#KidsIn5Words Have better toys than me
— Kesha Tedder (@KeshaTedder) January 16, 2017
The most honest people ever #KidsIn5Words
— Toya (@Solely_Toya) January 16, 2017
#KidsIn5Words funniest and most honest people
— Banks Bvhks (@bvhks) January 16, 2017
And all the feels
Worth it every single day! #kidsin5words
— Cheryl Savage (@chersavage) January 17, 2017
Grow up too damn fast. #KidsIn5Words
— Robyn Your ? (@robyndwoskin) January 16, 2017
#KidsIn5Words best thing that ever happened pic.twitter.com/BoCxFeqELM
— Truly Awesome Darren (@TheTrueDocLove) January 16, 2017
Ain’t that the truth.
